Lesson #158: Bring a dictionary to lunch.
The chef at our cafeteria speaks reeaaaally fast-- so I usually just grab a plate of whatever and say "merci." Ironically, I doodled a picture of this animal in class the week before. I'll give you a hint: it wasn't giraffe for lunch:
Also... Lesson #159: DON'T doodle in class. My professor has made it a habit to lean over my desk and announce to the class whatever pictures he may see in an attempt to discourage me. However, it is impossible to stop my greatness.